greelin:

greelin:

if vampires were real you guys really would never hear from me ever.

effemimaniac:

when you’re a child and you stay up past your bedtime you get punished by your parents, when you’re an adult and you stay up too late you just get punished by the ghosts and spirits and demons and such

capricornsister:

d0llkisses:

izzy444angel:

(i was five)

(i was six)

dykerory:

cunt dykeula. is this anything.

audarcy:

“Crooked, previously-broken nose” is such a hot trait to give your characters. Im begging you to fuck up your characters’ noses

shitposting-hobbits-to-gallifrey:

nbmudkip:

“how could you have forgotten that” i forget Everything. unless i remember

“how can you remember that” I remember Everything. unless I forget

papayajuan2019:

forgive me father for i freaked it

bettedavisgf:

it is actually so funny that sufjan stevens was like “i’m going to write an album about every state” and then made michigan and illinois and was like actually 💁🏻‍♀️ moving on

lezbianz:

this is for a part-time job as a barista

coolguycastor:

coolguycastor:

canada lynx voted the animal of all time. Boy why are you so paws

put those thigns away

motiya:

honestly? Im sincere and so full of love and no one can ever take that away from me

monstermash:

this tower you locked me in wasnt tall enough and i’m coming out right now 

tatliruyalar:

No one needs to know. Just do your thing and be content.

:

Why is it so 😳🥺💞 when someone nerds out a bit. Yes please talk abt things I don’t understand 😳😳 you sound so smart 😳

mosticonicposts:

snaics:

misterpoptarts:

i have been sitting in this burger king for 4 hours

they don’t come to take your order you have to go to the counter

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